my top ten stardoll funny/annoying moments

So, things on Stardoll can be pretty hilarious and annoying.. And, I thought I'd review them with you!


Number 1o;

The Jonas Brothers fever

How many little girlies suddenly converted from High School Musical to The Jonas Fuckers? Just about all of them. It just goes to show that some children are totally like sheep.


Obsessive Jonas Disorder. It is common among girls ages 5-17 years old, though there are several rare cases of girls in other age groups and even boys and men having the disorder. OJD was founded in 2005, when the band (the Jonas Brothers0 came to be. Symptoms include thinking about, commenting the Jonas Brothers (via Facebook and or Myspace), watching JB related Youtube videos, talking about, listening to, and being attracted to the Jonas Brothers non-stop. There is no known cure.

We'll have to get the Pedo bear on those men who have OJD.

Number 9;


The designer knock off trend

As soon as Fakeshake started making over priced designer knock offs, we knew it was the start of some terrible annoying trend.
Its a shame, some of these have a good deal of designing talent.(well, not the orange one) If only they hadn't of stuck the designer label on the front.



Number 8;

The Callie Scandal.

Some people truly do strive to get attention. It doesn't matter what kind, but whoever started the whole Callie.Stardoll rumor needs help. But, it was kinda funny.




Number 7; Stuck up, black and white bitches who act like they own everything. Or 'elites.'

We've all had an encounter with at least one of the self named elites who parades around the place in their last season's DKNY, asking people for it, and basically being a bitch. So, it must really piss them off when they see people like this who have the DKNY that they can't get.... and they're not superstar or a stuck up monochromatic bitch!




my friend didi0000 in all her DKNY, she got them because she joined Stardoll before all the 'elites'. Doesn't she look great, by the way?(shes also got DKNY boots and a hat. Suckers!!)



Number 6; Th3 kidz who tlk lik3 dizzz...

Ugh. How annoying? I don't know, but it sure is annoying, I know that much. As much as I may love a friend, I can't stand it when they tlk 2 me lik3 dis. I mean, a few speedchat words I'm okay with, because I use them myself sometimes, but using 3 instead of e? WTF? (see? Its okay to use it sometimes.) Its just retarded. I would put the famous 'P3t3 p33n' up, just to show that this is about the only thing you can ever talk about with 3's instead of e's, because its kind of embarrassing, but, I don't really want to have to look at it.


Number 5;

Getting married on Stardoll.


This. Is. So. Fucked. Up.

I mean, getting married online? Whats the point? Its stupid. I mean, for all you know, it could be another pedo! Or even worse, Napoleon Dynamite's brother, Kip.



Number 4; The Mary Kate and Ashley 'diehards'


No, I'm not talking about girls and boys who follow them everywhere, I'm talking about the ones who would die for all the MKA real celeb stuff. Sorry honeys, the only way you were ever gonna get that was with the loophole. And now thats gone, you should probably give up on your dreams of getting your hands on some virtual dress.



Number 3;


Gender Benders


Yup, all of a sudden, it became a trend to trade in your man bits for a more feminine model. Lurvely. I love springate though, the way he totally owns up to it and makes a joke out of it. Its quite funny.



Number 2;

The picture changer!

Oh, I laughed so hard at this shit. I mean....

(thanks to Perez for the picture)


THCHEN ROCKS! (well, not really. Sorry, I meant Hifof.)




Number one;

And, the crown goes to.......

Yellowmad08!


Never heard of her?

Well, look at the question she left Callie.




Maybe shes not the prettiest medoll out there, but you have to admit, you'll still be laughing at this tomorrow.
WINNER!!!